Hey, can we chat?
there is no one here to see me as a dumb transparent
the mirror looks back and sees a tiled bathroom
your scent catches me so quickly––
when I sniff at my cat, I can sense his nervousness
he doesn't want me to think him unclean
but anyways, what's new with you?
any wage theft goin' on over here? (call Ryan)
what have you heard? the new girl on the block
with the giant Great Dane, dropping great loads
on the corner. In my anger, I thought if I was mayor
nobody living downtown would have two dogs
or maybe you get taxed for each additional dog
but anyways, turns out the epstein list is just everyone
the neo-nazis and the zionists are takin' up all the ping-pong tables
they have bad form and even worse sportsmanship
and let's not even talk about style!